Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu,
Jange lupo tamboh satar,
Kelik rayo taksir laju,
Nanti rayo dale sepita,
Terengganu.. .
Makang ubi jamang jepong,
Makang kepok cicah cuke,
Bulang pose mung bengong,
Bulang raye mung gile,
Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino,
Nasi dagang ikan patin,
Jange mu masam muko,
Raya makan rendang sadin,
Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke,
Awak suke kite tak suke,
Esok luse hari raye,
Sama-sama bersuke rie,
Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate,
Kaki bengkak ulau patok,
Kalu balik naik kerete,
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok,
N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api,
Campo dongan daun turi,
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi,
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri,
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)
Selangor/K.Lumpur. ..
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau,
Tapi wa tipu sama lu,
Raya jangan buat tak tau,
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu,
Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong,
Deroyan busok tebok tupai,
Pandu hemat ingat kampong,
Asal teman selamat sampai,
Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq,
Lapaq perut makan pau,
Macam mana tak ketaq,
Kena paksa bagi angpau,
Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak,
Anak mami juai pesemboq,
Lepas raya usah dok triak,
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq,
Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja,
Tempat siam lalu lalang,
Hari raya kita berbelanja,
Jangan sampai menambah utang,
Monday, September 14, 2009
GurAU sENda
Pilih bulan kau lahir:
Januari-------Aku cinta
Februari------Aku gigit
Mac--------Aku belasah
April----------Aku peluk
Mei----------Aku sepak
Jun----------Aku terkentot depan
Julai-----------Aku menari dengan
Ogos--------Aku pergi dating dengan
September----Aku lambai dekat
Oktober-------Aku muntah depan
November-----Aku jerit dekat
Disember-----Aku terlanggar
Pilih hari (nombor) kau lahir:
1-------mak aku
2-------komputer aku
3-------kereta jiran aku
4-------kucing
5-------kerusi
6-------gangster
7-------henfon aku
8-------kawan baik aku
9-------cikgu
10-------semut
11-------pisang
12-------polis
13-------buku
14-------patung barbie
15-------lembu
16-------makcik aku
17-------radio
18-------tv
19-------makcik kantin
20-------kasut sekolah
21-------upin dan ipin
22-------Siti Nurhaliza
23-------tupai
24-------Christiano Ronaldo
25-------buku teks
26-------kawan aku
27-------unta
28-------meja
29-------orang gila
30-------taylor swift
31-------awek cun
Pilih warna baju yang kau pakai:
Putih---------sebab aku perasan cantik
Hitam---------sebab aku gila
Pink-----------sebab aku suka single
Merah-----------sebab mak aku suruh
Biru-----------sebab aku tak tahan
Hijau---------sebab aku baik hati
Ungu---------sebab aku semangat
Kelabu----------sebab bomoh suruh
Kuning--------sebab aku dalam pertandingan
Oren--------sebab aku sakit hati
Coklat---------sebab aku tak tentu arah
Lain-lain----------sebab aku fikir aku hebat
Januari-------Aku cinta
Februari------Aku gigit
Mac--------Aku belasah
April----------Aku peluk
Mei----------Aku sepak
Jun----------Aku terkentot depan
Julai-----------Aku menari dengan
Ogos--------Aku pergi dating dengan
September----Aku lambai dekat
Oktober-------Aku muntah depan
November-----Aku jerit dekat
Disember-----Aku terlanggar
Pilih hari (nombor) kau lahir:
1-------mak aku
2-------komputer aku
3-------kereta jiran aku
4-------kucing
5-------kerusi
6-------gangster
7-------henfon aku
8-------kawan baik aku
9-------cikgu
10-------semut
11-------pisang
12-------polis
13-------buku
14-------patung barbie
15-------lembu
16-------makcik aku
17-------radio
18-------tv
19-------makcik kantin
20-------kasut sekolah
21-------upin dan ipin
22-------Siti Nurhaliza
23-------tupai
24-------Christiano Ronaldo
25-------buku teks
26-------kawan aku
27-------unta
28-------meja
29-------orang gila
30-------taylor swift
31-------awek cun
Pilih warna baju yang kau pakai:
Putih---------sebab aku perasan cantik
Hitam---------sebab aku gila
Pink-----------sebab aku suka single
Merah-----------sebab mak aku suruh
Biru-----------sebab aku tak tahan
Hijau---------sebab aku baik hati
Ungu---------sebab aku semangat
Kelabu----------sebab bomoh suruh
Kuning--------sebab aku dalam pertandingan
Oren--------sebab aku sakit hati
Coklat---------sebab aku tak tentu arah
Lain-lain----------sebab aku fikir aku hebat
JOM BLAJA CAKAP GANU KITE
JOM BLAJA CAKAP GANU KITE.. meh pakak blajo bahase ganu kiter...
*
jauh sapok.....teramatlah jauhnye
*
panah sang (panah kettik)......panas yg teramat sgt
*
comel lote.........comel yg amat
*
ija naung..........hijau kehijauan
*
sejuk ketto........sejuk yg sgt2
*
itang lettung ( itang leggang)......tersangatlaa hitamnya
*
punoh jahnang......rosak
*
pughah hangik......hampeh gile
*
gugha bewok........gurauan yg menyebabkn pgaduh
*
air geh tujuh yu - pi cak katung jogek-jogek...air 7UP(kole beghang)
*
taik ayang muna....tahi ayam yg masih hangat
*
kona lepe.........kona lipat
*
kelecak...........terpelanting
*
nakuk paik.......penakut yg amat
*
tinggi lonjong....tinggi sgt
*
tinggi nyayuk......sama cm diatas
*
masing pekkok.....teramat masin!
*
sekak netting.....singkat sgt (kain)
*
nipih nayyang.....sgt nipis
*
maknga............cuai
*
babei.............degil (taktau nak eja camane)
*
jabir/supek/plastik ghok-ghak....plastic bag
*
koghok............tengkorak
*
kehek.............muntahkan semula
*
puahsang..........boring
*
meppeh............tak larat
*
kepeh blepeng..kempis sgt(sampai mcm
*
lempeng?)
*
lapo perut........lapar (bahse ganu yg sering
*
berangkai, sebut lapo misti ade perut)
*
ngatuk mate.......ngantuk
*
rokok cap unta nabai.. rokok camel koleberang's)
*
bodo oh lalu........bodo lebeh2 lebih2
*
koghok keghing goh....tengkorak yg sudah kering
*
(cm mengata/mengumpat)
*
kelecak baghak......terpelanting
*
kerek tlage......konkrit mengepung telage
*
tadok aghoh........habis ikhtiar
*
penuh poppok/rumbu.......penuh sampai melimpah
*
khapoh...........kerak (goreng posang etc)
*
penuh nembok......penuh sampai melimpah
*
gemuk debbok......gemuk sgt
*
kuruh kering.....sgt kurus
*
botok licing.......botak licin (rambut)
*
beso jereguk.....besar
*
kecok.............jln terhincut2
*
gege..............bising
*
suke glekek.......ketawe menggelekek
*
ketor geggor......terketar smp bergegar..hehe
*
manih leting......sgt manis
*
dulli mung........tak ambik peduli
*
musing ketang caghi-cari merate
*
letihsang.........sgt letih
*
bapok gong........sgt besar
*
gong..............sombong
*
srupe tule/supatula.......serupe je
*
beghak nanang......sgt berat
*
ringang lepung.....sgt ringan
*
ketik nnyamuk......digigit nyamuk
*
makang kkucing.....dimakan kucing
*
kattok wong........katak (siap ade bunyi tuu)
*
dop tahu starang.....tak tahu pun
*
busuk kohong....busuk gile
*
agah...org yg sombong
*
soheh dok munggg??... ko ni biar betul!!
*
makbrekmok... tuuttt(censored)
*
sewang......lbh kurang serabut jgk
*
membo nga bang......dok tahu nk explain
*
ape ke jadah ...... apa hal
*
apah nyor...... hampas kelapa
*
anguh letong...... sangat hangus
*
bata golek ..... boaster/bantal pelok
*
bronok ..... sejenis kuih yg diperbuat drpd sagu
*
bepang ....... sejenis kuih yg diperbuat drpd beras pulut
*
boloq woq ...... serabut
*
bahang ....... pukul kan!
*
Bluahh ......comot
*
culah ...... malah
*
ceekiik....... cubit-cubitan
*
dokdang ....... tak sempat
*
glising ......merekah
*
iiising ....... gile dooo
*
ikang aye ...... ikan tongkol
*
ikang kerah ekor ...... ikan cencaru
*
kheloqq ....... malu kot!
*
tunggu stor ....... malu sekejap
*
Kupik .........kedekut
*
Kembit ......mengada-ngada
*
gembik.....lebeh kurang bwh ah nk berdua2an je
*
ngerek...... selalu bwk awek kot?
*
Lembek ..... tilam
*
Lambur ....... beranda/balkoni
*
meroh merang ........merah sangat
*
memang dok arr ....... memang tak ar!
*
musing ligat ......... berpusing2
*
musing ketang ......... berpusing2
*
ngoyang ....... meroyan
*
nyekik ......... menyampah
*
nyakit nyamang ........ tidak bersangkutpaut
*
nyeh-nyeh ........ mengada-ngada
*
nisang .......gula melaka
*
skekk ..... sedikit
*
se`jek ...... masjid
*
sekut merri ......biskut merrie
*
se'eh ...... kenyang sangat
*
sorok....... drawer
*
tawor hebbe ....... tawar gile
*
tawor lembo....tawar(air)
*
tohok......buang
*
senyak tupih( senyap tuppah ).....senyap sunyi
*
tinggi sayuk....sgt2 tinggi
*
beso jallo.....sudah besar(org)
*
kecik tuik.....kecil sgt2
*
pucak kesi.......pucat
*
bising bango.....biSinG giLEr
*
jauh sapok.....teramatlah jauhnye
*
panah sang (panah kettik)......panas yg teramat sgt
*
comel lote.........comel yg amat
*
ija naung..........hijau kehijauan
*
sejuk ketto........sejuk yg sgt2
*
itang lettung ( itang leggang)......tersangatlaa hitamnya
*
punoh jahnang......rosak
*
pughah hangik......hampeh gile
*
gugha bewok........gurauan yg menyebabkn pgaduh
*
air geh tujuh yu - pi cak katung jogek-jogek...air 7UP(kole beghang)
*
taik ayang muna....tahi ayam yg masih hangat
*
kona lepe.........kona lipat
*
kelecak...........terpelanting
*
nakuk paik.......penakut yg amat
*
tinggi lonjong....tinggi sgt
*
tinggi nyayuk......sama cm diatas
*
masing pekkok.....teramat masin!
*
sekak netting.....singkat sgt (kain)
*
nipih nayyang.....sgt nipis
*
maknga............cuai
*
babei.............degil (taktau nak eja camane)
*
jabir/supek/plastik ghok-ghak....plastic bag
*
koghok............tengkorak
*
kehek.............muntahkan semula
*
puahsang..........boring
*
meppeh............tak larat
*
kepeh blepeng..kempis sgt(sampai mcm
*
lempeng?)
*
lapo perut........lapar (bahse ganu yg sering
*
berangkai, sebut lapo misti ade perut)
*
ngatuk mate.......ngantuk
*
rokok cap unta nabai.. rokok camel koleberang's)
*
bodo oh lalu........bodo lebeh2 lebih2
*
koghok keghing goh....tengkorak yg sudah kering
*
(cm mengata/mengumpat)
*
kelecak baghak......terpelanting
*
kerek tlage......konkrit mengepung telage
*
tadok aghoh........habis ikhtiar
*
penuh poppok/rumbu.......penuh sampai melimpah
*
khapoh...........kerak (goreng posang etc)
*
penuh nembok......penuh sampai melimpah
*
gemuk debbok......gemuk sgt
*
kuruh kering.....sgt kurus
*
botok licing.......botak licin (rambut)
*
beso jereguk.....besar
*
kecok.............jln terhincut2
*
gege..............bising
*
suke glekek.......ketawe menggelekek
*
ketor geggor......terketar smp bergegar..hehe
*
manih leting......sgt manis
*
dulli mung........tak ambik peduli
*
musing ketang caghi-cari merate
*
letihsang.........sgt letih
*
bapok gong........sgt besar
*
gong..............sombong
*
srupe tule/supatula.......serupe je
*
beghak nanang......sgt berat
*
ringang lepung.....sgt ringan
*
ketik nnyamuk......digigit nyamuk
*
makang kkucing.....dimakan kucing
*
kattok wong........katak (siap ade bunyi tuu)
*
dop tahu starang.....tak tahu pun
*
busuk kohong....busuk gile
*
agah...org yg sombong
*
soheh dok munggg??... ko ni biar betul!!
*
makbrekmok... tuuttt(censored)
*
sewang......lbh kurang serabut jgk
*
membo nga bang......dok tahu nk explain
*
ape ke jadah ...... apa hal
*
apah nyor...... hampas kelapa
*
anguh letong...... sangat hangus
*
bata golek ..... boaster/bantal pelok
*
bronok ..... sejenis kuih yg diperbuat drpd sagu
*
bepang ....... sejenis kuih yg diperbuat drpd beras pulut
*
boloq woq ...... serabut
*
bahang ....... pukul kan!
*
Bluahh ......comot
*
culah ...... malah
*
ceekiik....... cubit-cubitan
*
dokdang ....... tak sempat
*
glising ......merekah
*
iiising ....... gile dooo
*
ikang aye ...... ikan tongkol
*
ikang kerah ekor ...... ikan cencaru
*
kheloqq ....... malu kot!
*
tunggu stor ....... malu sekejap
*
Kupik .........kedekut
*
Kembit ......mengada-ngada
*
gembik.....lebeh kurang bwh ah nk berdua2an je
*
ngerek...... selalu bwk awek kot?
*
Lembek ..... tilam
*
Lambur ....... beranda/balkoni
*
meroh merang ........merah sangat
*
memang dok arr ....... memang tak ar!
*
musing ligat ......... berpusing2
*
musing ketang ......... berpusing2
*
ngoyang ....... meroyan
*
nyekik ......... menyampah
*
nyakit nyamang ........ tidak bersangkutpaut
*
nyeh-nyeh ........ mengada-ngada
*
nisang .......gula melaka
*
skekk ..... sedikit
*
se`jek ...... masjid
*
sekut merri ......biskut merrie
*
se'eh ...... kenyang sangat
*
sorok....... drawer
*
tawor hebbe ....... tawar gile
*
tawor lembo....tawar(air)
*
tohok......buang
*
senyak tupih( senyap tuppah ).....senyap sunyi
*
tinggi sayuk....sgt2 tinggi
*
beso jallo.....sudah besar(org)
*
kecik tuik.....kecil sgt2
*
pucak kesi.......pucat
*
bising bango.....biSinG giLEr
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Girls By Computers
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
***********
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
***********
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
***********
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
***********
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
***********
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
***********
RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
***********
WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
***********
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when u are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don't try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
***********
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
***********
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
***********
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
***********
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
***********
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
***********
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
***********
RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
***********
WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
***********
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when u are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don't try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
***********
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE
DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?
During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"
I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"
In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"
Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind. Here's the answer.
EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse.
You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.
Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard.
In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience.
You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love...
Because it's happening
TO YOU.
People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet."
Think about the imagery of that __expression.
It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.
Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.
But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades.
It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all),
touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies,
instead of being cute, drive you nuts.
The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship,
but if you think about your marriage,
you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had,
you may begin to desire that experience with someone else.
This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.
Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it. I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else.
You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better.
But you'd be in the same situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):
THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND. SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it day in and day out. That's why we have the __expression "the labor of love." Because it takes time, effort, and energy . And most importantly, it takes WISDOM . You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.
Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.
Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable. ..you can "make" love.
Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling .
During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"
I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"
In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"
Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind. Here's the answer.
EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse.
You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.
Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard.
In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience.
You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love...
Because it's happening
TO YOU.
People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet."
Think about the imagery of that __expression.
It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.
Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.
But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades.
It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all),
touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies,
instead of being cute, drive you nuts.
The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship,
but if you think about your marriage,
you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had,
you may begin to desire that experience with someone else.
This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.
Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it. I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else.
You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better.
But you'd be in the same situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):
THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND. SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it day in and day out. That's why we have the __expression "the labor of love." Because it takes time, effort, and energy . And most importantly, it takes WISDOM . You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.
Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.
Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable. ..you can "make" love.
Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling .
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